a dude came into the library stoned out of his mind and was like, “do I need a library card to look at books?” And I said, “to take books home, yes. To look at them, no” and he looked so relieved. bro was staring at a fish encyclopedia for like an hour and then just left.
“everything will be okay”: shallow and dismissive comfort that establishes impossible goal an indefinite future away
“in two weeks you will have different problems”: so true bestie the human experience
i think "take a hike" is like the funniest response to someone. like dude just get outta here. and go experience the wonder of nature for a bit
ancestral form of touch grass
the bravery of a girl who has to decide what is for dinner and then cook it and then wash dishes every day forever and ever.
That's called being an adult
no it’s called being the bravest girl on planet earth
"i dont ship them theyre too toxic i just think their dynamic is interesting" i hope they kill each other mid-fuck
